Strollers in public

Now I have an 11yr old daughter who was once stroller age and size.(although i can't seem to remember her being that little now) I understand the need for them but after an afternoon of having them run up my ankles in a very busy public place I think we need to have some stroller rules printed up. Rule 1: you must keep a reasonable distance away from others. Just like driving a car. Rule 2: double wide strollers should need an escort vehicle just like those big rigs on the highway have. A yellow sign and some flashing lights to let you know one is coming. Rule 3: Under NO circumstance is the child whose butt belongs in the stroller allowed to push it around. IT IS NOT CUTE when he/she rams into anything in it's path. If you can't drive a car till 16 than the same should go for stollers. Rule 4: Maybe stroller owners should have to be licensed. A written and pratical exam like an obstacle course could be set up. If you don't pass you have to wear a snuggly instead.